Iran prime minister arrives to the G7
– I want to meat Donald
– You mean meet not meat
– What’s the difference?
– O God! Presidente Trump’s will not MEET you
– I talked with him on Snapchat, we will meet in the Toilets
– My God this is so Gay !
– We hang gay people but Trump is an exception
– President Trump is not gay
– Ahahaha
– NOT GAY
– AHAHAHAH
– In what toilet is you meeting ?
– First floor small shitting room for employees
– WHAT ?
– Where he grabs pussies
– Ooo my God !
– Same toilet for all employees to shit, Trump policy
– Do you need that I lead you to this shit room ?
– No my spies will conduce me, all employees at G7 are spies from Russia, China, Iran and Israel. We use one catering company, we share the costs
– I see
– I C – international catering
– I mean I see not I C
– In the chat we say I C for I see, Ahahahah
– Ok I will give a word to President Trump
– Say that Diarrhea has come
– Diarrhea !!! O my God !!!
– He will get a bloody Diarrhea with me, yes
– Gosh… Gasp (going away)
– Dear President Diarrhea has come
– WHAT !!! YOU FUCKING FIRED !!!
– Macron, I need to dump a shit, you don’t mind ?
– Diarrhea arrived, I suppose
– y e s….
– You know the place where you grabbed…
– yes
– a pussy
– yes yes please Emanuel shuutt
– of Brigitte
– Bardot !!! Emanuel
– Yes but this is the same, you have to ask politely before
– To Brigitte Bardot before a fuck ? I just said – I am an animal and….
– Okay okay go to your shit meeting
– Pompompom…. Knock knock
– Trump
– Diarrhea
– Mnnn… Nice to meet you
– Nice to meat you indeed , you are an animal, I want to kill you and put on the barbecue
– O Nice though but you know , I am a very old bull
– Very hard to eat
– Completely indigeste
– You give Diarrhea to all your ennemies
– Yes , I kiss them on the mouth
– And your asss speaks shit
– So you want to use the bowl or I begin
– Begin first
– This will be a hell of a shit, it’s now one month that I retain me for this meat shitting
– It’s one month that I take pills again Diarrhea to prepare me for this meat shitting ass you say and I am blocked so I thing all will goes out in this moment but first shift mister president
– (sitting on the bowl)
– You don’t take your pants ?
– Never because I want everyone to smell my shit
– Allah help me!!!
– Holly shit… This is that last NASA truster
Brroooooommm prooooooo
– Holly shit
– Allah o akbar
– Yes Allah helped also
– It’s the same God
– No your God is Allah
– Allah mean God in Arabic
– Fake News !!! Allah misses superpowers that our american God has
– American God ???
– Yes and God is a white man, didn’t you know?
– You crazy
– Watch your words Diarrhea… Or I will pop a bloody one
– So is that all you have
– Hereby the main course
Brroooooommm prooooooo
– Allah help me God !!
– The bowl is full
– Flush it pork
– Cannot
– Why ?
– The flush is broken
– Why do you invite me in a toilet with a broken flush
– I want you to eat my shit
– I will take out my pants now
– Why ? Just eat my shit, they all do it
– Not before I expose my shit also
– The bowl is full , no flush ! That’s my négociation tactic and it’s a win win
– What !! Eat your shit a winwin ?
– You eat at my bowl
– Disgusting, I will not shit in your face 30 days of shit and you can open your mouth to eat it
– If you present me your bottom , I will fuck you
– You are insane
– No rules
– With 30 days if shit in my belly plus your sperm , I will explode like a Nuke bombe
– At then we will share a pleasure
– I think this will be your last one
– Don’t underestimated my capacity to swallow frogs
– Some frogs eaten in Paris with Champagne are not comparable with 30 days of shit
– I can eat the all world and transform it in a world of shit
– You are very naive… I eat uranium during 30 days and the lube you use to fuck me is a plutonium belly
– O my God
– Allah o Akbar
Baaaaaooiuuuummmm
– Presidents, …
– Yes
– Yes
– Here is Emanuel, can I clean your shit
– Okay… We had had a very beautiful conversation
– Yes full of flower with the deodorant spay
– I bought it for you Diareia
– I have to go back to Teheran
– I have to take a bath with Melany
– – (both) poor Melany !!